“A little knowledge is a Dangerous
thing” said a wise person once. But did they know excess knowledge can cause
harm??? I fucking bet they didn’t have any idea!!
We are living in the age of Smart
phones, Social media & what app and shit knows what new comes up after
every few months. Our lives are now not more attached to anything but our smart
phones. Any information is available within a touch. Going by the speed the
technology is growing the day is not far when you will only need your smart
phone. Not even wallet & keys to carry. Yeah it will…
Ok now let me come back to the
topic, how this is causing us depression?? how?? I mean they were supposed to
make our lives better?? Isn’t it?? But you are the same fucking person aren’t you?
You have same fears, you have same amount of stress. Has anything changed at
all??? Except the fact you have become more & more stressed and annoyed.
Let me tell you a story of
simpler time. When I was Teenager, I had a crush. And those were the times when
you had only one mobile phone in the entire family with a monthly prepaid recharge
of around 500 to 1000 bucks (So using the Nokia
Wala Phone was not an option); whenever I wished to speak to her I had to
find a secret STD both where any of parents or padoos wali aunty uncle couldn’t catch me. That was a tiring task. Once
I found it, I had to make an excuse at home to go out for play or group Study,
just to make a call. Now, this is story of Karma, talking about the fruits of
Karmas; it would take at least three attempts to speak to your girl you wish to
speak coz most of the times her mom would pick up the phone and the worst part
was the crush & her mom had similar voice. It was the fraction I had that
you had to guess who has picked up the phone, mom or the crush? Using all probability
and maths you can gather, you will see that it use to take a month of continues
efforts for speaking 15 minutes to my crush. But hell yeah it was worth it.
After few months, we started
seeing each other and broke up a little while after that. I did my graduation
and post Graduation, in between we connected again via Social networking site
call Facebook. She completed her studies and was looking for job. I was cool
with that and with no intentions of getting back together. Also I didn’t find
her worthy enough; may be because she grew up to be super dumb and really I didn’t
see any future with such a low IQ lady.
But then some really weird shit happened,
she was engaged to a The “N”, The “R”, The “I” , NRI, who works for Giant IT
firm in Germany or Spain I don’t remember. Well all I thought was, lucky her. I
moved on to focus at my struggle for a great career ahead, which is by the way is
still going on (and I don’t think so will end for another century). Meanwhile she
uploaded her engagement ceremony album, she was looking gorgeous and everyone
was happy.
Now that’s when the problem
started, she would upload every pic now and then. There were pre engagement
snaps and after engagement, her mother-in-laws snap, fiancée uske Mama, chahcha, tao, behen, bhai Lavada-Lasaann
and many more… this was just a beginning. Various wedding ceremonies,
wedding after wedding, reception that just went for at least 3 weeks; and after
that the HONEYMOON ALBUMS!! Behenchod
Gayi 15 din k liye thi aur photos 7 mahine tak upload karti rahi !! Kabhi kabhi
toh lagta tha sirf pics kheechne k liye hi honeymoon pe gayi thi aur kuch kiya
hi nahi hai ..
Now when the honeymoon period ends,
the household chores pic starts.. made aalo
ka sabji for hubby, eating breakfast with best hubby (her other husbands might
be feeling left out by this post), pehla karvachauth, pehla yeh – pehle woh!! And by the time this ends they go on second
holiday. BEHENCHOD PHIR WAHI RAMAYAN
SHURU!!
See honestly speaking I wish a
very happy life for her, but that doesn’t mean that bitch will post some shit
each and every day how happy she is on my mobile screen.
In simpler times, all I needed to
know was she was ok that would make my day. But now, I know she is OK, her
husband is ok, her in-laws are happy (and they pretend to be a family from
Suraj Barjatiya’s Movies), her dog & her neighbors, her Saharanpur wali buya and their family, she had upma at breakpast and Pao bhaji at night, how she is having a
bad hair day & how she is cuddling the little birdy she found on terrace
with ‘AWWWWWWWWWWWKHHHHHHHHHHHH” on the post!!
I hope you have understood what
my point is. We all are personally struggling with our life and waiting for our
moment of glory and love; and instead we are bombarded by annoying and things
which we don’t need. This is filling up the Hard disk inside our brains and we don’t
know how to keep ourselves focus on what we want in life. Sometime knowing and
wasting your thoughts on the things that not even require our fucks takes a lot
of energy and time.
We need a filter to keep calm and
be happy for what we are, not what we could have been. Unfollow and unsubscribe
to all the bullshit that is stopping you from being happy!!
Take care!!
