Special Report : How People have reacted to "Happy New Year" Globally!!

The Movie starts with SRK saying "Yeh Kahani hai duniya ki sabse badi chori ki..."

Listening to this Gandhi Family reacted in following manner...

 

REALLY????

   LOL!!!

HAHA... YOU ARE FUNNY SRK!! XO XO!!

HMMMM... COMPETITION!!

I even heard that it was quite inspired from Ocean Series... So I asked Brad Pitt and George Clooney.

Here is what happened..

Hanta Singh : Hello Guys!!

Brad & Clooney : Hi Hanta!

Hanta : I hope you have seen HNY ?

Brad : *upset* yeah!!

Hanta: Ok!.. That was little unexpected... So how was it??

Clooney: Hey! Can you please SHUT THE FUCK UP!! Brad has been going through a lot lately.. recently married came back from honeymoon.. and then he saw HNY..

Hanta: Hmmmmm..... That Bad??

Clooney: Yeah.. Its a Fucking disgrace to cinema... you Indians are so good in maths and applying logic... HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN THINK OF MAKING SUCH SENSELESS SHIT??

Barack Obama on HNY

Barack Obama's Face when he came out after watching HNY!!

He immediately arranged a press conference and declared a lifetime ban on Farah Khan for entering US!!
Barack Obama has declared HNY as more harmful than Ebola Virus!!


Sherlock on HNY

FARAH HAS LOWERED THE AVG. IQ OF INDIANS WITH THIS BULLSHIT MOVIE!!

Arvind Kejriwal on HNY

Mr. Arvind Kejriwal collapsed while seeing HNY... He was immediately rushed to hospital with the help of AAPtards and Police !!

My conversation with AK next day after the incident...

Hanta: Kejriwal ji how are you now??
AK: Main toh theek hun... Magar yeh sabh janta ko ullu baana rahe hai, sabh mile huye hai...
Hanta: Woh kaise??
AK: Ek toh itni wahiyaat movie bana di... Ek aam aadmi picture entertain hone k liye dekhta hai... Yeh sabh is desh ki aam janta kai paisa loot rahe hai!!
Hanta: Hmmmm...
AK: Aur upar se main ek aam aadmi ... itni lambi ladki kabhi dekhi hi nahi...
Hanta: ohh... kitni lambi thi??

ITNI!!!!

Also Sports personality Sarita Devi was found crying after watching HNY.. 

She yelled "Mere 500 Rs doob gaye!! Koi toh wapas dilla doh!"

With Such extreme reactions received, Prime Minister of India Shri Narendra Modi stated that India has faced calamities Kashmir floods & Hudhud... The Government is preparing itself for this disaster and appealed to citizens not to leave the brain at home while watching HNY and even suggested to not step out to any multiplexes near by..

Mr Narendra Modi surveying HNY affected areas...

Some other reactions

"Goddess Lakshmi must be feeling cheated by seeing how people asked for wealth in Diwali and now wasting it on movie like HNY." - Rest Hindu Gods

"Srk slapped my husband after a party. I slapped all srk fans by directing 'happy new year'. Hisaab barabar! #AuratKaBadla" - Farah Khan




In the end what SRK said holds true coz they stole money from the pocket of every person who watched HNY... Isnt the biggest "chori" ??

Series Review: Dexter

Original Run

October 1, 2006  – September 22, 2013

Genre

Crime Drama, Suspense, Horror, Psychological Thriller, Black Comedy

Cast

Michael C. Hall, Jennifer Carpenter, Desmond Harrington, Julie Benz, David Zayas, Aimee Garcia, Geoff Pierson, Lauren Vélez, Erik King, James Remar

Dexter Morgan is a blood spatter pattern analyst in Miami Metro Police Department, who is also living a secret life as a serial killer hunting down the criminals that got slipped away through the cracks of Jurisdiction. Orphaned at the age of three when his mother was murdered brutally inside a Shipping Container in front of Dexter. Harry Morgan adopts Dexter after this incident. Harry recognizes Dexter's homicidal tendency in the early age and taught him to channel his passion of Human dissection in a 'constructive way'- By killing only heinous criminals. His drive to kill is unshakeable, but he appears to others a normal human being who is a socially responsible citizen.

Reasons to watch

A brief introduction to an introvert mind

Yes.. this is how it feels inside the mind of an introvert, for whom the outer world is entirely a different challenge he faces everyday. Only Dexter knows how it feels to be alone.. whether he is with someone or only with yourself.

The Dark Passenger 

Everyone of us hide what we really are... The Dark Passenger

SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

Series Review: Game of Thrones

Original run 

April 17, 2011  – present

Genre

Fantasy, Serial Drama

Cast

See  List of Game of Thrones characters

Adaptation from the Fantasy Novel series 'A Song Of Ice and Fire" written by George R R Martin. The first novel of the series is titled  "A Game Of Thrones". Based on the frictional continents of Westeros and Essos. After a Decade Long summer, starts several plot lines. The initial begins from the members of the noble houses to begin a Civil War for the Iron Throne of the Seven Kingdoms; Another plot covers the rising threats of Winter and mythical creature from the north; and the third is the attempts of the exiled descendants who wants to reclaim their throne. The Series explore the issues of Social Hierarchy, religion, loyalty, corruption, civil war, crime and punishments.

For more details here the followings house till now refer this

your guide to houses and character relationships.... ZOOM IN TO SEE MORE CLEARLY...

 Reasons to watch

Every individual in this has been portrayed exceptionally well. Whether one is good or bad, you just cant take the eyes off them. But don't fall in love with any character in this saga... coz.. If you are expecting a Happy ending, you haven't paid attention..

You must remember....

But...

The Ladies who are fighting for...

And Specially for him..

Even the creepier gives a visit sometime..

To know the source of your internet memes..

And the Hatred for this guy...

the best on screen boobs!!

ALRIGHT!! I can give a hell lot reasons to watch this... So trust me and do not miss this epic saga..



Also here is the Pictorial Summary of all The episodes Season wise... ZOOM IN TO SEE MORE CLEARLY...

SEASON 1

SEASON 2

 SEASON 3

 SEASON 4

 EAGERLY WAITING FOR NEXT SEASON...

Series Review: Breaking Bad

Original run

 January 20, 2008  – September 29, 2013

Genre 

Crime Drama,Thriller

Cast  

Bryan Cranston, Anna Gunn, Aaron Paul, Dean Norris, Betsy Brandt, RJ Mitte, Bob Odenkirk, Giancarlo Esposito, Jonathan Banks, Laura Fraser, Jesse Plemons

Plot 

Walter White, a chemistry teacher diagnosed with Stage IIIA Lung Cancer who in response turns to making Meth to secure his family's future. As his business progresses, He gains a notorious reputation under the name Heisenberg. Before this transformation to a meth cook, he meets Jesse Pinkman, who was his former student & now a drug dealer. Together they purchase a RV for manufacturing cook. Also Walter White's family life is also quite complicated, his wife Skyler, who is pregnant with their child prior to his diagnosis and becomes increasingly suspicious of her husband after he starts behaving in unfamiliar ways. Walter's Son Walter Jr. who has Cerebral Palsy and is devastated by knowing about his father's condition. There is more!! Skyler's brother-in-law is DEA Agent, whose life's sole purpose is to arrest Heisenberg and tolerate his Kleptomaniac-Purple Obsessed-Annoying Wife Marie. Oh and Yes!! As Walter White is dealing with drugs so often he meets a Drug Lord who wants to kill him or hire him. So this is basically a story about how he manages all this shit!

Reasons to watch Breaking Bad

How he deals with his Family 

The Table Rituals

How he fool his Brother-In-Law!!

You better call ....

For this Man...

And This moment!!!!!

Also Because...

Finally coz... 

Series Review : Sherlock

Original Run ( 2010-present)

Genre - Crime, Drama

Cast- Benedict Cumberbatch, Martin Freeman, Andrew Scott, Mark Gatiss

Based on the work of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, this Series is the modern adaptation of the same. Sherlock, who is currently working with Metropolitan Police Service as a Consulting Detective. Although the department was a little skeptical about him at first (except Greg Lestrade), over time his remarkable intellect and observation powers persuades all his value to them. He then meets Dr. Watson (his new Flat mate), who has returned from Military Service in Afghanistan with the Royal Army Medical Corps and gets his assistance in solving crime. He is frequently been visit by his elder brother Mycroft, who is literally shown as if he fucking owns British Government! Sherlock solves many crimes in this series, but his archnemesis Jim Moriarty is the recurring villain. Anything Beyond this point would be a SPOILER!

Reasons to watch

A mini series and by mini I mean each season has only 3 episode which are 90 minutes long. A very well written work of art which is beautifully portrayed on screen. The viewer never feels bore for a moment, not even for a single second.