Special Report : How People have reacted to "Happy New Year" Globally!!

The Movie starts with SRK saying "Yeh Kahani hai duniya ki sabse badi chori ki..."

Listening to this Gandhi Family reacted in following manner...

 

REALLY????

   LOL!!!

HAHA... YOU ARE FUNNY SRK!! XO XO!!

HMMMM... COMPETITION!!

I even heard that it was quite inspired from Ocean Series... So I asked Brad Pitt and George Clooney.

Here is what happened..

Hanta Singh : Hello Guys!!

Brad & Clooney : Hi Hanta!

Hanta : I hope you have seen HNY ?

Brad : *upset* yeah!!

Hanta: Ok!.. That was little unexpected... So how was it??

Clooney: Hey! Can you please SHUT THE FUCK UP!! Brad has been going through a lot lately.. recently married came back from honeymoon.. and then he saw HNY..

Hanta: Hmmmmm..... That Bad??

Clooney: Yeah.. Its a Fucking disgrace to cinema... you Indians are so good in maths and applying logic... HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN THINK OF MAKING SUCH SENSELESS SHIT??

Barack Obama on HNY

Barack Obama's Face when he came out after watching HNY!!

He immediately arranged a press conference and declared a lifetime ban on Farah Khan for entering US!!
Barack Obama has declared HNY as more harmful than Ebola Virus!!


Sherlock on HNY

FARAH HAS LOWERED THE AVG. IQ OF INDIANS WITH THIS BULLSHIT MOVIE!!

Arvind Kejriwal on HNY

Mr. Arvind Kejriwal collapsed while seeing HNY... He was immediately rushed to hospital with the help of AAPtards and Police !!

My conversation with AK next day after the incident...

Hanta: Kejriwal ji how are you now??
AK: Main toh theek hun... Magar yeh sabh janta ko ullu baana rahe hai, sabh mile huye hai...
Hanta: Woh kaise??
AK: Ek toh itni wahiyaat movie bana di... Ek aam aadmi picture entertain hone k liye dekhta hai... Yeh sabh is desh ki aam janta kai paisa loot rahe hai!!
Hanta: Hmmmm...
AK: Aur upar se main ek aam aadmi ... itni lambi ladki kabhi dekhi hi nahi...
Hanta: ohh... kitni lambi thi??

ITNI!!!!

Also Sports personality Sarita Devi was found crying after watching HNY.. 

She yelled "Mere 500 Rs doob gaye!! Koi toh wapas dilla doh!"

With Such extreme reactions received, Prime Minister of India Shri Narendra Modi stated that India has faced calamities Kashmir floods & Hudhud... The Government is preparing itself for this disaster and appealed to citizens not to leave the brain at home while watching HNY and even suggested to not step out to any multiplexes near by..

Mr Narendra Modi surveying HNY affected areas...

Some other reactions

"Goddess Lakshmi must be feeling cheated by seeing how people asked for wealth in Diwali and now wasting it on movie like HNY." - Rest Hindu Gods

"Srk slapped my husband after a party. I slapped all srk fans by directing 'happy new year'. Hisaab barabar! #AuratKaBadla" - Farah Khan




In the end what SRK said holds true coz they stole money from the pocket of every person who watched HNY... Isnt the biggest "chori" ??